what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot
antlerattack asked:Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send it to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool!)
I like
My big cock
My almost as big ego
my obsessive narcissism
my lady hips and flat stomach
my hatred for fat people.
I’m not sending this to my 10 favourite followers, my favourites know who they are.
Anonymous asked:I don't know when on earth you'll be online or if you'll answer these but I'd give anything for your comfort
this could be anyone but I’m only interested if it’s you.
If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.
have you ever seen a female alien without breasts in a movie
man’s unquenchable thirst for titty is the only thing holding the hard sci fi industry back from actually inventing working spaceships
Have you ever seen an alien without eyes in a movie?????
i wish birds brought ME presents
No, but think about this.
The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.
They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”
birds man, birds.
ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
"You deserve someone who is utterly obsessed with you."
(via famousdelrey)
“What age is a black boy when he learns he’s scary?”
― Jonathan LethemFerguson, Missouri